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I'm the king of rock. There ain't none higher.
suckah MC's should call me sire.

-Derby Crash A.K.A. Grand Master Crash A.K.A. (the author of this post)

Ah, planet health. It's where I spend most of my mornings now (followed by breakfast, sometimes at the breakfast club).
Held at the Redwood Peace and Justice Center, me and some hippies get together at 6:00 AM and bust ass for an hour and a half (we use a timer to time our exercises). Then we meditate for a half hour. I swear, few meditation exercises are more difficult than ours (though i'm sure you can artificially create a more difficult meditation). We meditate just after we force ourselves awake, force our bodies to go to past the limit and we're all sore (for example, I worked out so hard today that my body was trying to throw up. But I hadn't eaten this morning so I had nothing to excrete. Don't worry, my body just builds up lots of bile when it's working hard. I have big breakfasts afterwards, sometimes at the coveted (!) breakfast club) . Anyway, focusing is very difficult, but it can be accomplished. In one ear, recognize what came through, let it out the other. For a mere 30 minutes of your day. Yum Yum.

In Garberville, the most awesome coffee can be had. Just look for the sign with a hand pointing to a dirt road off the main street-esque road, with the word "espresso" underneath. They make awesome pina colada coffee shit.

Definition: The breakfast club is where a whole bunch of people gather on Wednesdays and eat breakfast together. Now that I have money rolling in again, I can eat breakfast with them instead of just watching them eat!

ATTENTION PEOPLE! DO NOT JOIN THE EUREKA LUMBERJACK CHEERLEADING SQUAD, LEST YOU FACE THE PERIL OF HAVING SOME WILD ORGY! AND BEWARE OF CLE', WHO IS IN THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD! Poor guy, all the rumors about him are ALWAYS true, i swear. Being in an orgy would scare me enough as it would be, but... having Cle' there, too? That's fucking scary. Maybe one day I'll talk about Cle' (when I put up the links of people I know and their relation to me. I plan on having a clickable Darrel-synopsis of the people) but for now, be warned. CLE' IS A SCARY, SCARY BE YATCH.

Well, Finals are coming up and I have massive amounts of homework to do, though I wasn't planning on doing it (I hate it when friends flake on me. No beach bumming this round. Just some beach-esque scolding?) Maybe I'll write another chapter in the Choose Your Own Adventure book online, making the large FOOT clan monster come back to life, when suddenly a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle saves the protagonist from it.

Clubs are Cool, yo

Yestaday's word was: mormon. No doubt! No doubt!
YHBT. YHL. HAND