Wednesday, October 1

Well, I finally caved in with a couple of my other friends and have now merrily set up shop at blogspot!

Today i went and saw a very funny/scary movie with a twist: it was not meant to be funny (nor scary. Just disgusting). The movie Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Bad acting, predictable special effects, and mexican style cameraman angling (I love those swirling zooms into a character's face. Makes me feel like i'm going to get launched into the person's nose!).In this movie, Antonio Banderas came off to me as a major jerk, as his "opponents" were usually aiming at the environment around him, not at him. Is this some sort of Mexican custom where you shoot your own house around a trespasser in order to signify that they are not welcome there? In any case, the style that they communicate this emotion was spectacularly beautiful, as the bullets would light up the ground in predictable straight trails around Antonio, while Antonio fired back, killing the lords-of-the-land, with sure fire accuracy.
I also loved the cockiness of the CIA agent. His looks and attitude remind me of Trevor in many ways, and makes me come to realize just how realistic this character was compared to real life. In the end, justice was served as the removal of eyes, bullet shots to his legs, and the pain that was given after both afflications created an fantastic ending unparalled in any movie (actually he killed this hot Laura Croft lady who is probably just a skinny cow! BLUH BRRRRR!) If I were Trevor, I'd be a CIA agent. And then i'd use both eye socket holes to hide important information about stuff. I would never need breasts to hide things, no sir!
The greatest part of the movie was at the end, when the people rose up against a fully trained army and defeated them with few casualties. Two things: Why didn't the US government get called in to help (they always have to put their nose in everything, you know), and why did a fully trained army get defeated by the peasants it was supposed to serve? I think the peasants are peace loving veterans while the army are wannabe farmers who are serving in the military to become veterans of the KoRn.

I loved this movie, but, as always my dear readers, I decline to give a rating.

Today i skipped math at college, knowing that i didn't have any homework that needed to be turned in, and knowing the material already. Making the sit-in pointless. I then finished four out of five applications and turned those four in. After that, I asked several businesses if they had considered me, and all but staples said they weren't considering right now. Staples said they would be hiring more people in 30 days, so i have hope that i can get out of this house!
Ok. I'll publish more when i don't feel rushed to write (it isn't flowing quite right right now. Probably immediately after i publish this will i feel not rushed) so.... i leave you, alone, with this thought constantly assaulting your brain!
Try eating a twinkie with your ear. In addition to being a delicious meal for your ear hairs, it should increase libido and sex drive.
YuM!

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