Wednesday, October 11

vitamin vending machine

Ok. So I was getting up today, took a shower, starting eating my daily plain-yogurt regimen (I've learned to love it). Out comes my roommate. Obviously, he had been up too late because he was breathing heavy, had tired rings around the eyes, wasn't really focusing, etc. etc. He was in a hurry to get to the bus on time (I beat the bus to school by riding my bicycle, btw)

I chatted with him a bit, and almost offered a B vitamin to him to get his strength up. But, considering his state, he just ran off, and I said nothing. I thought about this as I downed some vitamins and got my bike ready to take off for school.

And then I thought: everyone should take vitamins, right? Vitamins can do wonderful things for the fatigued, the cranky, so on and so forth. College students especially need them, for they're liable to neglect their bodies.

And then I thought about opening a small vitamin stand where people could get vitamins dispensed to them at .25 a pop.

and then I took it a step further and thought that it would be greater still to just have little vending machines, like those candy machines, dispense the vitamin. Then, one only needs to fill it back up every day/week/whatever, keeping costs down. Furthermore, just put aggressive signs on the machines explaining the vitamin's power/"YOU WILL BUY THIS PILL"/etc. to market (aka confuse and annoy) the passersby.

So simple. So cheap. So profitable.


Why on earth do I think like a businessman? I despised business for ever...

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