Bow to The Nerd King!

He has a slide rule sword...


he knows more pi digits than I (I've memorized 40)...



his laugh is forced and nasally...





His crown is a silicon morpheus strip (and he drinks from klein bottles, for that old-time feel)








and every time he enters the room, you MUST push your glasses up!













He's the nerd king. And he rules all nerds with that incredibly nerdy mass behind those glasses. BOW YOUR HEAD! {snort}
Why did the chicken cross the mobius stri-- uh, never mind
D.