Top Coat, Top hat...

I don't worry cuz my wallet's fat... Oh, hello there and welcome to my wonderful blog! (Yeah my wallet is fat. I'm thrifty). Here, you will find only the most delightful of sensations, featuring only the most exquisite scents, tastes and sights.

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THE PANDAS ARE COMING!
So, hide under your bed!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!
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I should be doing my accounting (which is supposed to be easy but LONG, according to my teacher) but I don't feel up to it at the moment. I will blog now. 9 times.

As for the top hat bit... incoming information has shown that I will be bowling with a top hat.

Come all and watch me defeat ALL OTHERS with my blood, sweat, manflesh...

Today, I will be eating at this Ritz place with sensei, Ashley (sensei's son), possibly Koichiro, and Erin. Should be awesome!

Glasses are on the way. Save my day! (my eyes badly need a break from contacts. They get puffy and sore at the end of the day, though this may be that I don't have them off of my face for a long enough period of time (I take them off, sleep 6 hours, put them back on. Yeah. Not good.)

*I~N~T~E~R~M~I~S~S~I~O~N*

...Like the shark, pandas have millions of white teeth with which they use to cut through bones, candy, and fences. An old fortune says, that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you may be able to summons Godzilla...

Later...

...What's that Blackie, hiding in an oreo factory? Could be.
This is just another chapter in the infamous tale of Panda!

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Old movie club is building steam, without any promotion! We will probably be having Doyle (from WinCo, more on him later) and Adrienne (Evan's roommate) as regulars now. Both of them requested to participate. Both of them will like fun yup.

Doyle is also having me as an usher for his choir (not religious choir). He's singing 30's love songs this time around. I will probably fall in love with some lady out there.

PM is still somewhere out there in the cold inter-kondemptional alter egos of noncontactance. I find him some day. For now, he's the fugitive and I'm the... guy... who... um, uh... finds him. Yeah.

Tim is out. I knew he was screwed from the moment I heard that he only had 1 chance to stay with us. People with addictions just can't do it. My dad just doesn't understand.

Sometimes I think my dad is a stupid cow. He doesn't know when people are going to trick him. He doesn't know when someone's a drug addict. He can't understand or be merciful to others when they screw up.

Tim admitted he has a narcotics problem. He was a great guy. Really, he was. He didn't cause trouble. But my dad demands he leave. I think he could quit his habit. But I know better than to get in on this (thine own neck be marked if I fought). For now, I will use my dad to subsidize costs for as long as I can, whilst getting through school in MAD DASH style.

I want my top hat now. Thank you...

After dark, the pandas stalk.
Nightmare creatures, with black hearts.
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark
feasting upon bums that sleep in the park

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There's someone I found at work that defeats everyone else when it comes to the definition of hard worker: Maria. She's this person from freight (she's nerdy looking, sort of. She's really cool though). She goes to school, 7 to 9, then works all night in freight. I catch her sleeping sometimes.

Now that's a hard worker!

Oh, and as for Doyle... do any of you believe that a person can change who they are? That a person can be completely different from who they once were?
Doyle, a person with a shady past, is very religious now. I will never be a close friend of Doyle (especially because of age differences, religiousness, and his past), but I can tell he's a good person. He's old, too. Becoming old typically changes people. They mellow out. Doyle knows much, and as long as we're both having impersonal fun, I see nothing wrong with participating in activities that he's involved in.

Oh, and as for the fish story... while Evan came up with the joke, I egged him into it with various phrases of fishing and women ;p . Take that Erin.

In social circles, one thing is most certainly true: If you don't ask, you don't get! - Sherwin Weirsig, Accounting Teacher

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